Monday, September 22, 2014

Pigeon Impossible


“Mission complete,” I whispered to myself as I passed on the suitcase. I had waited all day to pass it on just so I wouldn’t have the great responsibility that it carries with it. It really can make a day stressful but luckily now I get to go home and relax. Just as I get ready to turn the corner of the street, I see the suitcase lying on the ground, from the corner of my eye. Then all of a sudden, the suitcase leaps into the air. I try not to stare, lest I draw attention but I am clueless as to why the suitcase is jumping.

 I suddenly feel a cool breeze. The suitcase had lifted from the ground and started to fly straight towards me, missing me by just a few inches. I watched like a cat following a laser pointer. It’s flying upside down, side to side and anyway you could possibly think of. This is completely out of control I thought to myself while looking around, seeing how many others have noticed by now. What is wrong with this suitcase?

Now the suitcase is heading right towards the Washington Monument. When pressed, the red button inside the suitcase activates the missile within the monument.. I need to inform the agency before it goes off. I spoke too soon. The monument is taking off heading straight for the moon. Suddenly, there is a loud crashing sound and the monument has been blown into smithereens.  The suitcase floats back down with its agent and is safe once again.